Saturday, May 13, 2006
Anonymous Blogger Confesses
Someone is in trouble. Someone ripped up one of Mom's patio chairs. Someone isn't confessing. Ok, I confess that I did it but I won't tell you who I am. I was bored. It was there. I even pulled some of the stuffing out and watched it blow around on the patio. I don't know what the big deal is anyway. She has five other chairs. And she can still sit in this one. When she's sitting in it, no one can tell it's a little ripped up. So I'm in trouble but I won't get punished. She doesn't know which one of us did it or if it was more than one of us. I will give you a clue ... it was ... a dachshund.