Monday, May 21, 2007

Dachsie Abuse! Dachsie Abuse!

We want to report dachsie abuse! Our mom went to the country WITHOUT US!!! We know this because when she got home last night, she smelled like the country. And she smelled like Grandma and Grandpa. And she smelled like our dachsie aunt, Lexie. And she smelled like our labrador cousin, Kaiser. And she smelled like our human uncle, John. And she smelled like our human aunt, Bec. And she smelled like a lot of people we don't know and didn't get the chance to meet because we were at home worried about her while she was out partying in the country. (She smelled like some good food too!) We sniffed and sniffed and sniffed until we almost passed out. Can you believe she would go to the country without us? And Aunt Bec isn't any better. We sniffed for Maggie and Jake and they weren't there either. We are sure there is a law about this kind of behavior. And, if there isn't, there SHOULD BE!

We are going to pout now.

6 comments:

Katherine and Pippa said...

Oh Dachsies, you have my sympathy.

Even though my Gibkennelflat is not country, I like to go there and I especially like to drive in my Landy.

And master left me last week.

But I don't think your mom is really bad, do you?

Ruffs, Pipps

Lorenza said...

Hi, Dachsies.
Don't be mad with your mom, maybe she had a good reason to go there without all of you. Sure next time she will take you there to enjoy the country.
Have a nice day
Lorenza

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Dachsies,
Your Mom was a big meanie..how could she do that! You could run away from home and come visit me...hehe.. Forget about those rules and regulations..you will always be welcomed. :)

JustMeCopper said...

I can't believe she did that! I would not speak to her if I were you. That will teach her. That's what I did when my Mom came back smelling like Hershey!

Ruby Bleu said...

That is just wrong. You should totally report your mom! Especially if she didn't bring you any snacks!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

MJ's doghouse said...

Oh dear ...I cant believe she would do that too you...but I understand what it feels like...sometimes mommy goes to see my cousin maggie...and comes home and pretends like nothing happened...Does she think I am stupid...I am a super nose here..I know...I ALWAYS know..